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So the other day I was walking around town when

This guy walks up and hes like, "dude I had sex with your mom and she died right in the middle of it" So I says to him I says, Tricky the clown style? And he wuz like, I'm gonna get a sub at subway you wanna go with me, And I interupted him brefily and said, Sure.... We walked down a street and he was trying to think about what to say to him.. I hate it when this happens, Trying to force small talk is the most annoying thing you can possibly do in my humble opinion of course. So he says, What time is it, I slowly look down at my watch and he punches me in the face, takes my wallet and runs into the subway, I try to chase him but by the time I got to the subway I realized that I was already late for a date with my girlfriend. So I ran down to the movie theatre and there I found her waiting, She was like "Hey" I was like "Hey" and then she died of lung cancer right there on the sidewalk.

Truth

Topcatyo responds:

So one time, I'm ordering a whopper from McDonalds, when Ronald McDonald comes and says, "You got a thing against Italians?"
Then his thugs beat the crap out of me.

Truth.

wtf

why wasnt I in this movie.

Mother fucker..

fifen.

INCREDIABLE!

FRONT PAGE MATERIAL I TELL YOU!

AMAZING

But could you plz make fun of someone different. Legendary frog is a fag, I know. But rip on someone else for a change. Like illwillpress for instance.... or knox... or someone else who is overrated...

eh...

You know your just making yourself look like an idiot like the fat numa dude was... dont you? I mean, Seriously look at yourself. Thats probably the worst dancing ive ever seen. All you do is bend over and move your arms. Anyone can do that.

Now go ahead and flame me for criticizing your "fun music video". I could care less because at the end of the day, I know im not the one making himself look like a dumbass.

No, Your response wont be read so best no leave one eh?

ok seriously..

Despite how wrong this is, No one can NOT laugh at this... If you cant laugh at this you have no sense of humor.

1 by 1.

The senior clocks are returning..

classic..

Reminds me of the old days when the clockcrews movies were simple and funny. Not complicated, full of violence and utterly retarded.. (well I mean, some of em were retarded but atleast they were funny..)

anyway good job. Hope to see more from you in the future.

-Nin

Bbqbeefburgerman responds:

Thanks...you will see more.

AWSOME!1

BEST FLASH EVER!1

GIVE THIS KID A MEDAL!

OMFG

COME BAK ORANGE11! TEH CC NEEDS J00!

I AM NINTENDO_CLOCK AHAHAHHA!

Age 91, Male

YOU'RE ALL FAGGOTS

Clock Crew High

www.clockcrew.net FUUUCKC

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