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So the other day I was walking around town when

This guy walks up and hes like, "dude I had sex with your mom and she died right in the middle of it" So I says to him I says, Tricky the clown style? And he wuz like, I'm gonna get a sub at subway you wanna go with me, And I interupted him brefily and said, Sure.... We walked down a street and he was trying to think about what to say to him.. I hate it when this happens, Trying to force small talk is the most annoying thing you can possibly do in my humble opinion of course. So he says, What time is it, I slowly look down at my watch and he punches me in the face, takes my wallet and runs into the subway, I try to chase him but by the time I got to the subway I realized that I was already late for a date with my girlfriend. So I ran down to the movie theatre and there I found her waiting, She was like "Hey" I was like "Hey" and then she died of lung cancer right there on the sidewalk.

Truth

Topcatyo responds:

So one time, I'm ordering a whopper from McDonalds, when Ronald McDonald comes and says, "You got a thing against Italians?"
Then his thugs beat the crap out of me.

Truth.

classic..

Reminds me of the old days when the clockcrews movies were simple and funny. Not complicated, full of violence and utterly retarded.. (well I mean, some of em were retarded but atleast they were funny..)

anyway good job. Hope to see more from you in the future.

-Nin

Bbqbeefburgerman responds:

Thanks...you will see more.

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RadishClock responds:

He's dead now

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HandheldGameClock responds:

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glad you enjoyed it!

GUD JAWB MADHAT3RT!1

<3

nazibomb responds:

<3

er233r92

perty gud except u use the same gifs too much..

/fifen anyway
kthxbai
-Nin

AubergineLock responds:

I did recycle a few things here and there, but i tried to tone it down. I used the Soad concert gif from CT697, and the dancing Micheal man. Thanks for the review =)

lol

Good job archon!

/fifen
-nin

DarkArchon responds:

Thanks Nintendo!

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/fifen
-nin

AubergineLock responds:

=O

=)

Lol good job mr. chocobo

Id love to contribute to #2, Im me if ur interested.

Good job. keep up the good work. Very funny :D

-nin

DAIRYDOG responds:

Thanks! That would be swell. I'll im you later, sir.

About wtfnoob

Its closing this month. Sorry to say.

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Oh snap

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YOU'RE ALL FAGGOTS

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