So the other day I was walking around town when
This guy walks up and hes like, "dude I had sex with your mom and she died right in the middle of it" So I says to him I says, Tricky the clown style? And he wuz like, I'm gonna get a sub at subway you wanna go with me, And I interupted him brefily and said, Sure.... We walked down a street and he was trying to think about what to say to him.. I hate it when this happens, Trying to force small talk is the most annoying thing you can possibly do in my humble opinion of course. So he says, What time is it, I slowly look down at my watch and he punches me in the face, takes my wallet and runs into the subway, I try to chase him but by the time I got to the subway I realized that I was already late for a date with my girlfriend. So I ran down to the movie theatre and there I found her waiting, She was like "Hey" I was like "Hey" and then she died of lung cancer right there on the sidewalk.
Truth